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grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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captainarlert:

stygiandawn:

SO THAT’S THE CONTEXT FOR THE PIZZA GIF

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Does it tho?

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yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

yungbiochemist:

this is hands down the wildest post on this entire site

(Source: saddest69, via handsome-hobo)

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fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

fuckyeahassortedstuff:

For everyone who doesn’t think kirby is hardcore, have a gif of him lighting himself on fire to kill innocent bystanders

(Source: theslowpokewell, via skypestripper)

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13 hours ago

They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

alice-in-kazooland:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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Shhh you don’t know what a penis is.

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13 hours ago

reblogmyselfie:

officialoreo:

reblogmyselfie:

for halloween im going as a disappointment to my family

at least you dont need to buy a costume

ouch

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