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Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
Dad:*chokes into his drink*
ROL:You should respect your elders.
Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
ROL:*storms off*
Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
Me:What?
Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
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76785
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14 hours ago

dicksplit:

*Baby starts crying on a plane*

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(via ruinedchildhood)

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71918
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14 hours ago
mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

mosaicheartt:

Taylor Swift is now cheer captain and no longer on the bleachers.

(via epic-humor)

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35159
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14 hours ago

thatdumbkidpipes:

gordon ramsay’s confused face is the cutest thing on earth

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look at him

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hes like a little baby boy

(Source: iwarnedyouskank, via floptart)

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126800
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14 hours ago

juliacaroled:

The biggest overreaction recorded in history.

(Source: hughsdancies, via ruinedchildhood)

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393141
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14 hours ago

gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

(via unsmokable)

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132458
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14 hours ago
love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

love-naryk:

I love the 50 shades of grey trailer 

(via epic-humor)

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15673
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14 hours ago
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