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internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

(via baconnnnnnn)

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skypestripper:

condom:

shisnojon:

how many condoms am i supposed to take before sex? i already swallowed 3 but it’s not working

lol

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phatticuss:

luvnoodles123:

phatticuss:

when you fall down and scrape your knee

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Is that gay porn by any chance?

no it’s when you fall down and scrape your knee

(via onlylolgifs)

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tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

tsunamiwavesurfing:

when you gettin anon hate but the shots not connecting

(via baconnnnnnn)

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

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